Primogeniture is a long word. No-one at Dorrage Hall has a clue what it means. Not even Mabel. And she usually knows everything. Trouble. It means trouble. Dorrage Hall is the sort of shabby country house where nothing and nobody works... except, the cook/housekeeper Mabel.

It falls to Mabel to come up with a series of ingenious wheezes to bail out the failing estate and its hopeless inhabitants. She will stop at nothing. Not even selling erotic art.

With bailiffs threatening, the future of the estate hangs in the balance. Claimants circle and an almighty row brews.

Can Mabel sort out the family's biggest mess yet?