Exactly how long after first contact will it take our little green friends to figure out humanity?

Why is this human hiding his solar radiation burns from his hive mates? Why is that human so casually laughing about 'almost' rolling a vital machine down a hill with himself inside it? And why by the deepest depth of the home world oceans are the humans 'disposing' of the explosives by striking them with a wooden club?

Explore these questions and many more in this collection of short science fiction stories. Humans are weird, and we are bent on making it the universe's problem!