My life is Crazy - What can I say! I've never read a book in my life, yet I wrote this one. I wrote it to help any struggling teenager or young adult from making the same mistakes as I did, or at lease how to make sense those mistakes. In this book you get short stories about my shameless moments, but there are some funny stories as well. Like, when at nine years old I stole a baby: or when my father almost drowned me as his way of teaching me to swim. Yeah! You read me right. Brace yourself, as I am a victim of child pornography - that's a story! And the pedophiles still got away with bribery, racism, child abuse, character assassination, and more. Then there are my golden years as an erotic dancer... There has been drugs and booze - I know I am an addict on this roller-coaster of life, of which I openly speak about. I am a half breed of Russian and Polish blood, which explains my dark sense of humour. I was born in Poland, into a prosperous but dysfunctional family. The more money the crazier it became.