This is a book of poetry. I also scribbled on a few pages. If you want to know about how to win friends and influence people then you have the wrong book. You've either picked this book up because you're going through an existential crisis and the cover spoke to your feelings of ennui, because you know me and want to say "hey I read your book," or because you're genuinely curious. If it's the latter, I hope you will read it immediately with a playlist (I included one on page 91). I suppose you could read this is in one sitting, but I believe it would also be enjoyable to read it over time during tea breaks, lunch breaks, or bathroom breaks at work. You might even read it in the middle of the night and reread a few pages when you wake up in the morning with drool dribbling down your chin. My first book, Notes On a Hospitalized Pregnant Woman, is available on Amazon, Audible, and in a few indie bookstores around the country filled with book clerks wondering "what the hell is this still doing here?"